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Warm-up with a nice cuppa out of this customized ceramic coffee mug. Personalize it with cool designs, photos or logos to make that "aaahhh!" moment even better. It’s BPA and Lead-free, microwave & dishwasher-safe, and made of white, durable ceramic in 11-ounce and 15-ounce sizes. Thanks to the advanced printing tech, your designs come to life with incredibly vivid colors – the perfect gift for coffee, tea, and chocolate lovers.

This sturdy mug is perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or whatever hot beverage you enjoy and yields vivid prints that retain their quality when dish-washed and microwaved.

Important Note :

– Please note that sample images and product titles are for illustrative purposes only. We offer a wide range of custom products and customers must select the appropriate cup style and size based on their specific requirements.

• These mugs are made with durable white ceramic so that your prints can stand out.
• Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
• All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
• Drink confidently on a daily basis as all mugs are lead and BPA-free.

Glossy ceramic : The mug is made from ceramic and has a glossy finish.
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs.
Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating.
Suitable for dishwasher use.

– – CARE INSTRUCTIONS – –
– Dishwasher and microwave safe
– Tested by independent laboratories

SATISFACTION GUARANTEE:
If you are not happy with our product, please feel free to contact us. We will provide you with the best solution within 24 hours.

EXCHANGE POLICY ( please read carefully!)
Due to the custom nature of our products, unless the item arrives damaged or defective due to printing errors. We do not accept returns or exchanges that:
– Customers do not mention the customization requirements.
– Customers set wrong sizes and styles (Every item is custom printed on demand as you order them. Please be sure to check size charts and measurements for the best fit. )
Should you need assistance please contact us before purchasing so that we can help you achieve that perfect fit. We are always happy (and quick!) to help answer any sizing and fit questions you may have.