I Am Not An Asshole I Am A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes Shirt

I Am Not An Asshole I Am A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes Shirt

Important Notes

–  Please note that the mockup images and product titles are only for illustrative purposes. We offer a diverse range of custom products, and customers must select the appropriate shirt style based on their specific requirements.

Shipping

US :
$150+ receives Standard Shipping $150.00
Standard (Delivery within 9 working days) $6.99
Express ( Delivery within 7 working days) $29.99

MATERIALS: Unisex Shirt:
– 99% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
– Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
– Classic fit
– Tear-away label
– Runs true to size

Sweatshirt:
– 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
Runs true to size
– 50% cotton: Made with special yarn spun into a very durable and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
– 50% Polyester: Extremely strong polyester yarn, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Viscose added
Pleated and soft, it is great for shirts

Unisex Hoodie:
– 50% cotton, 50% polyester
– Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
– Classic fit
– Tear-away label
– Runs true to size

Tank Top Unisex:
– 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
– Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
– Retail fit
– Sewn-in label
– Runs true to size

Youth T-Shirt:

– 5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton, 20 singles

– Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester

– Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester

– Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather, Neon & Safety Colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester

– Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

– Classic fit

– Classic width, rib collar

– Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability

– Tear away label

– CPSIA Tracking Label Compliant

– Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

– Made with OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes

Youth Sweatshirt

– 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles

– Classic fit

– 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery

– Tear away label

– CPSIA Tracking Label Compliant

– Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

– Made with OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes.

Youth Hoodie:

– 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.5 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles

– Heather colors are 60/40 polyester/cotton

– Classic fit

– Double-lined hood

– 1 x 1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery

– Pouch pocket

– Tear away label

– CPSIA Tracking Label Compliant

– Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

– Made with OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
– Machine wash in cold water
– Do not use bleach
– Tumble dry low
– Iron on low heat with shirt inside-out
– Never iron directly over the design

SATISFACTION GUARANTEE:
If you are not happy with our product, please feel free to contact us. We will provide you with the best solution within 24 hours.

EXCHANGE POLICY ( please read carefully!)
Due to the custom nature of our products, unless the item arrives damaged or defective due to printing errors. We do not accept returns or exchanges that:
– Customers do not mention the customization requirements.
– Customers set wrong sizes and styles (Every item is custom printed on demand as you order them. Please be sure to check size charts and measurements for the best fit. )
Should you need assistance please contact us before purchasing so that we can help you achieve that perfect fit. We are always happy (and quick!) to help answer any sizing and fit questions you may have.